Pants on Fire

I should probably stop calling myself a runner.

You see, runners do lots of things that I don't do, like run more than once a week.

They also don't do things that I do routinely, like cram cheesecake down my throat after I'm already full from a meal.

Can you tell I'm a little disappointed in myself?

Bleahhhhh!!!!!

Time to go turn off the TV and go to bed. Need more sleep.