Saturday, December 11, 2004

The Shakespeare Cheesesteak Experience*

“A sub! A sub! My Kingdom for a sub!”

Richard the Third’s doomed plea was still fresh in my ears, the Midsummer Night’s dream still in my head. But this was not a dream to take lightly! It was penned by the great Bard Himself!

Steak-speare!

As Julius Caesar discovered, too late: One must heed the omens that come to him, or you will find him a grave man.

If you tickle me, do I not laugh? A prick of hunger, shall I not feed?

Alas! A Famous Philly Cheesesteak is close at hand! All’s Well That Ends Well!

*Not recommended for use as a band name.