Now THAT'S a Wench!
Meet Ilse!
Sure the cleavage is a little off-center, but her boobs were too big for the top, and the cleavage didn't quite match up perfectly. But I think with this, and the voting from yesterday, she's finally done. I give you the official BroGurt SpokesWench!
P.S. - I'm searching for pictures of yogurt online, and in the first 25 pages of results in Google Images, not one picture of Mel Brooks in Spaceballs came up! That's disgraceful.