Thursday, December 15, 2005

I'm not buyin' it!

Although he IS mentally ill.

According to this article, Nancy Grace has a stalker. An amorous stalker. I know, I can't believe it either. According to court papers filed by Grace, he is "apparently obsessed with Ms. Grace, believes that he loves her, insists that she can solve all of his problems and will help him to meet with Osama bin Laden."

For what purpose he wants to meet with Osama, the article does not elaborate. It does say that he has been "confined in a Manhattan hospital's psychiatric ward since Dec. 2." Things are starting to make more sense now, but I'm still skeptical about the love part. More likely he thinks Osama's offering a bounty on her head and he wants to collect.

In case you're not familiar with Ms. Grace, here she is:
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And it only gets worse when you hear her speak. Nancy's a legal analyst for CourtTV and CNN. She's a former prosecutor who is tough on crime and criminals, and I don't even care about her ideological views. She's just infinitely fucking annoying. It's such a shame that Melanie Hustle is no longer with Saturday Night Live, because she would be perfect for some prime Nancy Grace mockery. (And that's all she'd be good for, since she was HORRIBLE!)

Funny aside, while searching for a pic of Nancy, Google Images produced this photo:
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The likeness is uncanny!
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iPod: "Like Egypt Was" by Michael Penn, "Omaha" by Counting Crows, "Available Memory" by Soundtrak, "Shipbuilding" by Elvis Costello, "The Fez" by The Dead Milkmen, and "Steve's Last Night in Town" by Ben Folds Five.